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A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.
Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?
Her: Ugh... you're using a turtle choker?!
Me: Yeah, thot
To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.
Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...
(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.
I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.
when 10 guys each put their nutsacks in one man's butthole and ejaculate at the same time
hesus: dammn those turtle eggs last night are what keep me from committing suicide.
a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians
stop being such a stupid turtle farmer
A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer
"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"
"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"