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Motherfuckers that made us start using paper straws instead of plastic ones.
“Hey, can I have a straw?”
“We only have paper, is that fine?”
“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”
“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”
Hassan elassad is a very hot creature
The turtle is cute
A game played in the car where the windows are rolled up and the fresh air vent is closed, then 1 or more (preferably all) of the occupants bust ass. The loser is the first person to open the window and stick their head out..resembling a turtle.
Oh, I got a good one coming!
Me too!! Let's play turtles!!!
A more subtle name for herpes. The name of someone who studies turtles is a herpetologists. Therefore, herpe- in the name relates to a more subtle way to talk about herpes.
Seth: Dude, my condom broke while I was fucking Sarah.
Alex: Bro!! She's got the turtle!!
Seth: Oh Fuck!!
n. An awkward person
v. to shrug and stay shrugged for a period of time due to an awkward or cringy situation
My girlfriend is such a turtle.
I just turtled so hard