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Walk Pompeo's dog

masturbation

ME... not seen my babe for weeks now due to lockdown
FRIEND...take it a bit of "Walk Pompeo's dog" goin' on then?

by Rotundus III May 19, 2020


walking parking cone

when little people with spray tans let people parallel park in between them

Dude, I just parallel parked in between those walking parking cones.

by Oompa loompa123 May 8, 2011


a walk with the goat man

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.

Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*

by platonymous May 10, 2020


walk n call

The act of calling someone on your phone while you are walking.

"Hey!"
"Hey man. I hear traffic noise in the background. Is this a walk n call?"

by Vidar T April 26, 2017


walk with me gang

When you and a friend wanna talk but got somewhere to be so you way walk with me gang and they walk with you while talking to you

walk with me gang i gotta go to school

by MN fan May 16, 2022


Walk on home run

In sexual terms, a walk on is when a woman breaks into a man's house completely naked and covered in Vaseline. She then steals his money and hides in his closet. When he comes home, she jumps out and tries to escape. The man in turn must try to catch her. If he wins he is rewarded with the money that was stolen and sex. If she escapes she gets to keep the money and has earned bragging rights.

I heard Lisa did a walk on home run at Kevin's last night. Now he's out $300....sucks to suck

by Theflavormenace March 18, 2022


Walking On One's Lips

To be shit-faced drunk to the point of faceplanting the floor, and possibly having to use their lips to move across the room since they're too wasted to get up.

"You should've seen David the other night. He had so many drinks, the poor bastard was walking on his lips."

"Too much alcohol results in Walking On One's Lips"

by castlefreak2009 January 2, 2023