He died in the wardrobe while having a gaspy death wank.
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1) a quick wank over any call of duty game when you get an awesome kill or hear the interigation guy on the main menu of black ops
2) having a wank while on call of duty
(upon getting an accross the map tomahawk)
dave: brb guys
(returns tired)
dave: back
jack: did you have a tactical cod wank!?
dave: maybe
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To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole
"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"
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synonym to chicken fucker.
A tidy wank is a really nice guy who you love to hit with bottels on the head, but your not really sure why.
eg. that chicken fucker tidy wank bastard is at school today, lets go hit him with bottels.
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1) a salty snack
2) a display of surprise or dismay
wank toffees the salty snack
ahhhhhh wank toffee
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A term used to describe one's girlfriend or, more specifically, her gash.
1. I don't love you. You're just a luxury wanking device.
2. I've got a new luxury wanking device.
3. Can I borrow your luxury wanking device?
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To masturbate while rapidly fingering your ass hole
Ahh had a nice porky bum wank yesterday
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