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A protector of wood. AKA a condom.
Not without a Wood Guardian...
Telling someone that they are like "Oil on wood" is like telling someone that they are beautiful and that they stand out in a good way. Putting oil on wood preserves the wood and makes it stand out more so when you say that someone is like "oil on wood" is like telling them that they are preserved and that they look outstanding.
"Oh you look like oil on wood today"
"Wow this dress on you is like oil on wood"
A Great man with a long dong shlong
Bro theres Nate Woods after you
Sid woods are usually a pedo or a sid woods generally likes kids and children.
Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"