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To makeout with someone but very fucking aggressively, like you have been starving for years and those lips infront of you, is the only food available for now.
Her: Stop just dirty talking Mick and eat me like you mean it already.
Mick: Keep shut, and dont blame me later saying i didnt warn you then *smirks, then grabs her waist and pulls her up, pushes her against the wall, pulls her hair and then lip fucks her like a zombie* mmmm~~
Her: *wraps her legs around his waist* mmmm~~
Someone that is good for nothing who cant do anything right
Jim is nothing but a useless fuck.
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When any given situation,plan, piece of property,or financial opportunity has backfired,or been ruined or
destroyed by your own hands or someone elses.
We was highly fucked on our road trip back from Vegas because our drop-top wouldn't close on the car and we drove
182 dam miles in the rain to get back.
You have to start with a boss who has no clue what he or she is asking for when giving you an assignment. Once this occurs, the fucking comes from responding with as much superfluous information as humanly possible. This can come in verbal, written, table, or chart form. It is best when all four are used at the same time. The pinnacle of satisfaction is when your boss, with a confused look, tells you it is exactly what he or she is looking for.
Today my boss asked me for some more useless information, so I am going to give her a data fucking that she will never forget...
The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.
Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.
When the large toe( or more) is inserted into one's anus or a Women's Vagina for pleasure.
Dude I was TOE FUCKING this Hot chick last night she came then licked my toes.
A student of high school or middle school who do any of the following: runs to class; make weird noises; tucks in their shirt; or participates in theater or the fair.
Wow Vince! Look at the Zoot Fucks run to class!
Chase made weird noises today... He may be a zoot fuck.