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Lass and lad engage in 69-style, simultaneous oral stimulation. Once climax is imminant, the gent soundly punches the female on her anus, alarming her and causing her to bite his erection. Notoriously unpopular due to the resultant unpleasant pressure applied to the penis. Additionally to be avoided if the maiden has partaken of a large chili luncheon as the male party risks incurring a dramatic "poopy fist".
After exploring the reverse donkey punch, Dick and Lynne were both a little bruised and sad. They became jaded about avant-garde sexual techniques. They held each other loosely, joined in a withdrawn melancholy.
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While giving it to a woman from behind pull out and slide it in her ass so she goes... eeeeeeeeeeee.... then punch her in the back of her head so she goes....... awwwwwww!!!!!
I'll donkey punch you... again ;-)
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What Barb Desessa and Jean Strippoli and any other bitch teacher that teaches at St. Angelas has.
Holy Fuck, Susan has a donkey dick down to her damn ankles!
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When you have a buddy pull an unsuspecting victim's pants down, and then you run up to them, full speed, and slam them in the asshole with your dick, pounding the shit out of whoever it is.
Steve and I performed a Donkey Kong Pound on this one hot chick walking in the alleys late at night.
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A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.
Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH
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Before engaging in anal intercourse, a roll of coins is inserted into the vagina. Anal sex then takes place, when the male nears orgasm, he concusses the woman thus tensing her body increasing sexual gratification. After her body relaxes, the coins then fall out, JACKPOT.
"Dude, that ho was so dirty last night, she was so keen for a donkey punch jackpot"
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When you or a person you know is feeling sub-par.
Jimmy: Man, I've been sick all week. I feel like donkey.
OR
Tom: Want to go to the party?
Dick: No--I feel like donkey.
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