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A road less traveled; a back road; often taken to avoid police, aka "the fuzz". Where the word lint comes from in the term.
Lisa took the lint-free road, even though it was unlit, dirt, and flooded with pot holes, to avoid getting stopped by the cops.
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Free win day is a day that a trash sports team get a free win by a good team and free win day for sports league like NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL, and more sports leagues
Free win day is a day that a trash sports team get a free win by a good team and free win day for sports league like NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL, and more sports leagues
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A 14 day or two week period in which one dose not engage in sexual intercorse.
Man I haven’t had sex in like two weeks it’s been a fuck free fortnight.
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The phrase you use when some idiot complain about something the got for free
Person 1: this *free* game is so shit
Person 2: free stuff no bitching!
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An evening/night where you choose to relax at your own leisure, doing whatever you want to do for your pleasure, without giving a f**k about anything else.
Girlfriend: You coming round tonight to watch a romantic film with me? Boyfriend: No, it's a free and easy night for me.
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Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.
Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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