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Free win day is a day that a trash sports team get a free win by a good team and free win day for sports league like NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL, and more sports leagues
Free win day is a day that a trash sports team get a free win by a good team and free win day for sports league like NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL, and more sports leagues
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An evening/night where you choose to relax at your own leisure, doing whatever you want to do for your pleasure, without giving a f**k about anything else.
Girlfriend: You coming round tonight to watch a romantic film with me? Boyfriend: No, it's a free and easy night for me.
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The phrase you use when some idiot complain about something the got for free
Person 1: this *free* game is so shit
Person 2: free stuff no bitching!
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A person afraid of anything and everything.
She was terrified of Covid, afraid she'd suffocate wearing a mask, quaking over what effects the vaccine could have, phobic about getting close to anyone and mortified that she was being scarred-for-life by the emotional deprivations of social distancing. Dr. Kafween had termed her a Free Range Chicken, and now she was apprehensive about her next session, reasonably fearful of getting billed for a missed appointment with her analyst, who, she was afraid to admit, was rarely wrong.
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a single, pretty lady
free = single
fly = pretty
honey = lady
Damn, that shawtyeee is definitely a free fly honey
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Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.
Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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