Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower
1- ugliest fattest person ever
2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates
3- eh your some what decent tred carefully
4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking
5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing
Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.
I bet he was gay before he did time
When 5+ people take a laxative and shit in on a girl during an orgy
Feeling freaky for a Chicago Shower Party
To drink a lot of coffee before engaging in the sexual act of peeing on your partner
I love the smell of coffee in the morning...after a colombian rain shower
Walking/standing in the streets of NYC and having water from the back of ACs from floors above you that aren't properly draining drip onto you, leaving you confused, angry, and slightly disgusted.
"I was waiting for my chop cheese outside the bodega cause it got mad crowded and the whole time that bitch neighbor's AC was giving me and my girl a New York Shower. Mad disgusting."
Non-resident: What the fuck--it's not raining. Where's this water coming from?
New Yorker: You just got a New York Shower, kid.
a phrase to tell someone they aren’t horny enough
“ Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower by G”
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a phrase used to tell someone they aren’t horny enough
“bro, take a hot shower”
WHen you piss on someone and ur pee is yellow
John wanted to Piss Golden showers on Meg, despite telling him she is not into his piss kink