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Boner Jam

A term used for anything bad or negative, when you are trying to stick your boner into a hole and you miss and it jack-knifes back and hurts like hell.

Bob-"I was making out with his girl, and she wouldn't let me enter"
Bill-"Fucking boner jam"

by Carver's Ur daddy August 22, 2010

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boner toast

That magical time when you get a boner when your high.

"last night i got real high and then POOF boner toast."

by kingjoker13 January 28, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boner Death

An event, action, or person that takes the joy out of a good time.

We had awesome seats to see our favorite band at Hollywood Bowl, but the concert got rained out. What a boner death!

by sonofagun7 August 17, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


akward boner

When you get a boner from something you really shouldn't.

Dude, I saw my grandma in her underwear and I got this akward boner.

by whydidimakethis April 9, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Face-boner

Something that really sucks, or is really depressing

My birthday was a total face-boner again

by YOUNOWHAVEONEKNEECAP January 12, 2009

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Boner Hill

When you penis is erect and penetrates your bed sheet and forms a hill.

I noticed my boner hill this morning

by Koji L. September 7, 2016

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joy boner

The erection one receives that is instigated by the feeling of pure joy or excitement.

Ron got an instant joy boner when he found that his mates had organised front row tickets to the Lakers' game for his birthday

by kangoulius May 11, 2015

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