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“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 7, 2022


First Story Bar & Kitchen

A fun place with a good vibe, appetising food and innovative cocktails.

I am tired of these basic places let’s hangout at First Story Bar & Kitchen this weekend!

by The__Almighty November 24, 2021


double-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's child.
3 - Child of the parent's pibling with the other parent's pibling.
4 - Child of the parent's nibling with the other parent's nibling.
5 - Child of the parent's nibling with the other parent's pibling.

My double-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

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double-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of granduncle (other parent's uncle) at the same time.
2- Child of cousin (parent's nephew) and of grandaunt (other parent's aunt) at the same time.
3- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of cousin (other parent's nephew) at the same time.
4- Child of granduncle (grandparent's brother) and of grandaunt (other grandparent's sister) at the same time.

Double-first-cousin-once-removed.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024


double-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of granduncle (other parent's uncle) at the same time.
2- Child of cousin (parent's nephew) and of grandaunt (other parent's aunt) at the same time.
3- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of other cousin (other parent's nephew) at the same time.
4- Child of grandaunt (grandparent's sister) and of granduncle (other grandparent's brother) at the same time.
5- Parent's double-cousin.
6- Double-cousin's child.

double-first-cousin-once-removed.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024


double-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Child of their parent’s pibling with the other parent’s pibling.
2- Child of their parent’s nibling with the other parent’s nibling.
3- Child of their parent’s pibling with the other parent’s nibling.
4- Parent's double-first-cousin.
5- Double-first-cousin's child.

My double-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021


The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025