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Insane Zombie Pirates From Hell 4 is Tords favorite movie
A pirate from SpongeBoB who is shown in the gif below. He wears an eyepatch and speaks with a slight lateral lisp. I know him by his shy and ecstatic attitude.
*Patchy the Pirate has a lisp. You can hear it too if you listen very closely.
The ability to be smashed (drunk) every time you drink alcohol.
Shawn Walton has such amazing pirateability, he can't even remember whether or not i played and beat him at Madden '08.
A person, most likely a woman, who battles the sun with sunscreen and a massive wide brimmed hat.
Oh my Gosh, I'm married to a Sun Pirate. She won't go outside without her pirate regalia
When a drug(primary Methamphetamine) addiction completely consumes your life; altering your physical appearance and behavior to replicate that of a "classic pirate." Usually involves, Dark under eyes(from lack of sleep), dirty clothes, dirty body, and rotten teeth(from lack of personal care). Can be a wanderer, just "sailing" from place to place. Usually seeking/stealing/begging for anything they can get their hands on of any value; for future trade of drugs. Always "carpet surfing" for a free sparkly shard by spending all day, everyday trying to find that treasure.
I use to hang out with Mitch but, after he became a complete Ice Pirate he and I just don't jive well together anymore.
The same thing as Netflix and Chill but instead of Netflix, a show/movie acquired by piracy is put on in the background instead.
Sarah thought she was going to John's to Netflix and Chill but John pirated the movie that was playing so it turned into Pirate and Booty instead.
Iced cold Captain Morgan white rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice
The boys were absolutely hammered on the pirate piss in the shed this weekend.