When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.
"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜
Las Vegas's premier automotive enthusiasts, born out of sheer need of the ability to express oneself without being persecuted (or caring if you are) for the style of which you choose to create your ride.
Making functional art out of scrap/crap scavenged from wherever you can get it.
Example:
Junkyard
Thrift store
Yard sale
Dumpster diving
Curbside throw out
All while challenging your inner youth to stay young.
Let's grab it out of the junkyard and make it work like the JunkYard Pirates we are!!
The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty
That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex
When a guy ejaculates in his own eye or a girls eye and continues to choke him or her out while holding his eye and throat.
Natalie Bair, choking pirate.
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"
"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"
The act of ejaculating in your own eye, blinding yourself, and on your lip often causing dry heaving, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from sea sickness
I accidentally came in my eye and on my lip, I looked like a seasick pirate
A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.
"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."