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Another name for a snowmobile
Jacob drove his canadian motorcycle to work today
PG version of Eskimo brothers: When your bro rubs one out to a picture of the girl you’re banging.
I was beating off to a pic of a hot chick I found.
Dude, that’s my girl!
Guess that makes us Canadian brothers
In the event of an eighth overtime, each team fields 15 players on the rink, and the puck is replaced with a loaded gun. First team to score a headshot is the winner
Hey Garry, you wanna get the boys around and play Canadian roulette?
Like a regular drive-by, except that the intended targets are politely waved at instead of shot at.
Jane pulled a Canadian Drive-by on me yesterday when I was walking home.
When you give your gamer,warlord boyfriend head under his desk
Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"
Plastic bags, worn over socks and under boots in an effort to keep one's feet dry. Particularly useful if you have zippers on the outside of your boots, as they are useless in keeping one's feet dry. Wet feet will freeze. Even the warmest, most expensive boots available won't keep your feet warm once you've broken through thin ice to the water below, which you may not see at all under snow.
Sheila was ready for anything in her kodiaks and Canadian legwarmers.
When you hit a pregnant girl in her cooter with a hockey stick causing a miscarriage.
Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.
Problem solved.