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1) excuse to get people to do things.
2) best way to get something done.
3) if ______ something, ______ will happen
1) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, john will admit he's gay.
2) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, my girlfriend will marry my ugly ass.
3) if obama says he will do something... nothing will happen
Someone who looks at people's pictures and wall posts even if they have never talked to them before in their life.
If they really have no life, they post comments on photos that say things like "hoottt" or "ur so sexxayy"
It's stalking for the online generation.
Andy: Oh my god my sister's friend's are hotttt!
Becky: Ew Facebook Creeper.
An individual whose Facebook statuses are often chiched quotes such as "when in doubt, just take the next small step", "make peace with the past so it doesn't screw up the present", or "sometimes its hard to understand, but time tells truth." These give the impression that said Facebook user is wise, when in fact they are merely putting on airs.
A: "Wow, Jeff is pretty deep!"
B: "Nah, he's just a Facebook Philosopher"
Mostly 60 year old males looking for a friend
"Facebook friend" - I think we should have fun sometime, where do you live
Average Facebooker - I live at *********** ****, *** ****.
Anthony Weiner engaged in Facebook Foreplay by sending sexual messages to numerous consenting adult women throughout the United States. As of June 16, 2011, all but one of Weiner's known sext partners were over the age of 18. His actions and subsequent cover-up ultimately led him to resign his seat in the U.S. House of Representatives.
the act of jazzing on someone's facebook profile
i gave her a meat shank and a facebook facial
1) Someone who insists on changing there Facebook Status every 5 minutes to alert the world to whatever mundane task they happen to be doing at the time.
2) someone who insists on posting on everyones wall just so they get replies on there own wall to make them look more popular.
"geeze.. why has she got so many comments on her wall"
"shes a Facebook Whore, she just wants to be popular"
"pfft.. thats pathetic"