Haggis face

When a scotsman ejaculates and then vomits on a woman's face creating a mixture that resembles haggis.

Mr. Macscotsman gave me a haggis face last night, I was so pissed.

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Clown Facing

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period

"Oh damn! We can't have sex because im on my period!"
"Om nom nom, time to clown face you!"

"Clown facing is gross!"

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Clown Faced

When a woman wears too much makeup.

Monica is such a pretty woman, but I wish she wasn't so clown faced.

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Maura Face

When butterflies fly through the air and puppies sing their lovely puppy songs.

Man, its totally a Maura Face day right now. I just hope the Maura Face does not get Maura Faced in the Maura Face with a Maura Face.

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Face ache

A person with face ache is someone feeling down or someone that is looking miserable for no relevant reason.

Example 1: oi face ache, straighten it.

Example 2: Whats given you face ache?

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changing faces

During a threesome when a guy gets head from two girls at the same time.

I had good time last night with Renee and Danya, I got changing faces. Those girls are total sluts!!

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toast face

A face that basically says "Wow, you are incredibly strange! Are you for real? I am amused and disgusted by you!!! I am so sure!!!"

When Stacy pretended to meditate on the floor in the middle of the large mall full of holiday shoppers, many passers-by gave her the toast face.

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