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The inability to type correctly because of intoxication.
The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.
srry i cnat type ritght i got ocotpus fingres
(Sorry, I can't type right. I got octopus fingers.)
When a man doesn't wash his hands after pissing
Man:"need any help cooking?"
Woman:"not with your foreskin fingers I don't!"
Magical pets that wiggle and jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups
The Finger Ferret was my date to the prom - I'm such a loser.
The pedophile lured in little children with his Finger Ferret.
Guys have no but November women now have no finger Febuary
woman may not finger themselves on no finger February
The act of treating your phone as if it’s more important than what’s in front of you. Thus, forgetting you only live once.
Daisey got Yolo Fingers while doing 65 mph and got into a head on collision
Azalea is in the hospital recovering because her Yolo Fingers got the best of her while crossing the street
Finger Glitch is where you stick your finger in a girl's asshole instead of her pussy by accident.
"Dude last night I was drunk and I had a finger glitch my girl, she was pissed off when I didn't realize I was still doing it."