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octopus fingers

The inability to type correctly because of intoxication.

The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.

srry i cnat type ritght i got ocotpus fingres

(Sorry, I can't type right. I got octopus fingers.)

by katileka March 02, 2011


Foreskin fingers

When a man doesn't wash his hands after pissing

Man:"need any help cooking?"
Woman:"not with your foreskin fingers I don't!"

by Smallad_flingers July 26, 2023


Finger Ferret

Magical pets that wiggle and jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups

The Finger Ferret was my date to the prom - I'm such a loser.

The pedophile lured in little children with his Finger Ferret.

by Mr. Happysad February 08, 2013


No finger February

Guys have no but November women now have no finger Febuary

woman may not finger themselves on no finger February

by Blister919 December 02, 2019


finger pines

ginger pubes

Do you have finger pines?

by Scrubbysaurus March 09, 2017


Yolo Fingers

The act of treating your phone as if it’s more important than what’s in front of you. Thus, forgetting you only live once.

Daisey got Yolo Fingers while doing 65 mph and got into a head on collision

Azalea is in the hospital recovering because her Yolo Fingers got the best of her while crossing the street

by Poor$ June 10, 2020


Finger Glitch

Finger Glitch is where you stick your finger in a girl's asshole instead of her pussy by accident.

"Dude last night I was drunk and I had a finger glitch my girl, she was pissed off when I didn't realize I was still doing it."

by The tickler 575757 October 04, 2016