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Something totally streetwise white guys say to their supervisors at the FFC to confuse them.
Hey Austin! Bang up time on the flip top!
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Turning a woman over doggy style and fucking her up the ass.
I was fucking her pussy missionary style and then I decided to Flip her over and brown her..FOB
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The opposite end of the career spectrum from a script kitty. The "I thought this interview was for an architect position. The code I write is so profound that learning a new language, or at least cutting and pasting snippets from an approved library is worth it. Don't you want me to focus on, you know, the technical problems?" kind of person.
Dawg, why he bounce from the interview? Yo, I ask him how to write a for loop and he just get up and walk off. Grabbed my 40 outta my hand drank it and just walked off. Pissed on the tire of my ride while he waited for his Uber. Dammm, bro, that dude a I don't give a flip kitty.
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The phrase is used as advice for impatient drivers (usually impatient, incompetant yuppy sorts in overly expensive cars) who hesitate when a much slower car approaches the intersection (usually driven by an old fart with a handicapped sign on the mirror). If the yuppy waits, he will inevitably be trapped behind the slow old fart for a long time. Thus the advice, "first cut them off, then flip them off" intended to not only offend the other driver by cutting them off, but also to infuriate them by giving them "the bird" immediately thereafter. A totally un-called-for move which is very hilarious, it is also summed up by the phrase, "those who hesitate, wait". Either phrase perhaps best summarizes the attitude of extreme, offensive driving- skills not taught in your average Driver's Ed Class.
"Frank slowed down at the intersection, but when he saw that handicapped sign on the approaching car in the cross traffic, he gunned it without stopping. As the tires squealed around the corner, he rolled the window down and flipped off the cross traffic. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he replied, "first cut them off, then flip them off". Man, Frank is an asshole!"
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The United States of America's 46th President and his staff.
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Sleepy Joe's Flip Flop Circle Back Circus is a complete train wreck.
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ISHYOFLIPPANIPPANAYMNAYM
Person A: what does missy elliot say?
Person B: "put my name down flip it and reverse it"
A: ISHYOFLIPPANIPPANAYMNAYM
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during intercourse, a participant can immediately leave the situation by just pushing his hands off the pelvic area and flip away. this will give god power to the applicant and will get him a free taco at Walmart. this godly being will also have an extremely long penis
Carl committed an emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000, a very slick move, on Debra and she never spoke to him again.