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a very derogatory term applied to Catholics, Anglicans, and Orthodox Christians who believe that The Holy Communion becomes the very true body of Christ.
Catholics are Jesus Eaters because they eat their God every week in Church.
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A Jesus for everyone. A messiah excepted by all race.
Daddy, what’s a skinless Jesus? Well Timmy, it’s a Jesus that everyone can worship.
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When two people with long beards settle their arguments with their fists.
"Dude, did you see those 2 guys with beards fighting?"
"Yeah man, it was a Jesus Smackdown"
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a complete copy of Eminem (Slim Shady) with only one song that actually went viral a doesn't have any flow and is trash
person 1: hey
person 2: have you heard of the soundcloud rapper
person 1: which one
person 2: i forgot his name, but he is a total slim jesus
person 1: oh god
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Grinding on somebody while leaving enough room for Jesus
Stacy was jesus grinding joey so hard
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Jesus Move
To die and come back to life somehow (for any reason) to kick some major butt!
Gandalf pulled a major Jesus move in The Two Towers.
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Questioning Jesus and his followers. "Grilling Jesus, with cheese!"
Man, you really grilled Jesus on Christians' belief that he arose from the dead and that he is the son of god.
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