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One whom often dreams and fakes ones past, maybe because one cannot remember the past.
Alfreds memory is fading all so quickly hes such a nimbin ghost
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The result of jizzing into a klenex.
Kevin left a nasty kleenex ghost on his bed.
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When you sit in the back of class and sleep with a hoodie on, obscuring your identity from attentive teachers and peers
Mary: Who's that sleeping back there?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a ghost nap after pulling an all-nighter
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When it's Thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.
Happy Black Friday! By the way, last night, I gave the lady a ghost turkey.
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A game where one person (ghost) stands with a blanket over their head while other players attempt to knock them down by hitting them with pillows. The winner is the person to knocks the ghost down and they subsequently become the ghost.
We were playing ghost bonkadonder.
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You have anal with a girl and, after cumming in her ass, hold a piece of paper behind her butthole. When she farts out the cum, it becomes art and can be sold for millions
"Dude check out this sweet ghost splat I just bought!"
"Is that cum?"
"Right? This is art man!"
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When a persons gf/bf is not able to attend a non declared date, with a group of friends who all happen to be couples, because they are in a long distance relationship.
Example:
At a table of friends.
Deanna: "You guys want to come to a movie tonight?"
Mike: "Ya sure i'll come!"
Deanna: "Great! Text ya with the details later!"
Later that day.
Deanna: "Hey Mike, the movie is at 8."
Mike: "Ok, cool. Who all is coming?"
Deanna: "Daph & Bry, Amy & James, Kozy & I"
Mike: "Ohhhh... ok, thinking in head yeah i'll be the Ghost Wheel..., but movie will be amazing, to bad my girlfriend Hillary and I aren't in the same city :(
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