Half-eaten Pasty

A person who is revolting to look at, as they may have a busted grill for instance, basically this person looks like spew after a big night on the turps, or looks like a vulture has been given several hours to mutilate the face of this hideous beast.

"Geez mate! That bird you picked up looked like a half-eaten pasty"

"That girl last night had a decent body, but the face was a fucken half eaten pasty! I still fucker her though..."

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half caf

a nick name for someone,when rating them...they are a 5 out of 10

dude: "omg dude that chick jackie is such a half caf!"

other dude: "ya i know right, she doesnt even know what it means thats why its so funny"

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half-kidding

When you're not sure if you're kidding. Or you're just plain stupid. Of course, you alone are responsible for any shit that goes down once you half-kid.

JEEZ, she actually turned up. I was only half-kidding when I invited her.

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Half-Caf Batwing

When its hot and sweaty and your scrote gets stuck to your thigh, but just one side. Beeeyotch!

Damn this heat, I got a half-caf batwing goin'

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half blood prince

Some1 who invented spells at hogwarts, killed dumbledore and was called Snape

Person1: Snape is the Half-blood prince
Person2: Rally? Y U Tell Me! >.<
Person1: cos u didnt know he kills dumbldore!
person2: ARGGGG! the plot is ruined!

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Half-cup syndrome

When one is drinking a cold drink (daquiri, smoothie, milkshake etc.) and the liquid sits on top and the bottom half has no moisture and is just flavored ice.

Geff: Dude, you take forever to drink your piña colada!
Emilio: IT's not my fault! I got half-cup syndrome!

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Half life 3

The best game to be ever released, sadly Jesus will only be a side character, but Shrek is the best character anyway

I dont wanna kill myself because of half life 3

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