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A guy called Dan who rips open fresh catomite butt.
Dan comes across a catomite and then set loose on it until he has busted it, not nice and very messy.
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Being forced to fist fight while having a full erection.
While scoring with my new girlfriend, I was surprised by her husband. I was forced to do some hard dick fighting to save my life.
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1. You have a lot of titty stamina and your titties can take a beating
2. they are excellent for titty sex
1. Damn that girl had some hard boiled titties!!!
2. I love me some good hard boiled titties from time to time.
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A political strategy being considered by the Clinton campaign to destroy the viability of Barack Obama's political campaign. To compromise your opponent's ability to compete: see Tonya Harding
Employing the Tonya Harding Option in this campaign, is to risk political suicide.
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The small, yet cocky, fellow at the local discotheque who falsely believes himself to be a little tasty.
You know that Dickmond ? he's a hard disco runt he is, twat
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When young parents in the exurbs get together to drink something gimmicky like kombucha & tequila or hard root beer.
Want to get together and drink the hard latte after the kids go to bed?
When you see something and instantly know you want to have nothing to do it. The figurative version of projectile vomiting on command.
Typically seen in pet peeve situations, or when someone in a group mentions they want to order Indian Food.
Keanen: Haha oh Fuck, look at Coach's presser, he was hamming it up today. Talking wrestling. He really keeps the boys loose, eh.
Demmers: Ugh, That's a Hard Unsubscribe For Me.