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A professional sniper's standards
Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. - Tf2 Sniper
An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.
“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement”
- Jake Paul
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This definition is so dumb, so if they approve it, then the website has probably gone to shit
Man, If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit
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FACTS.......JUST FACTS.........YEAH......
boy 1: i have never seen two pretty bestfriends..always one of em gotta be ugly..
boy 2: facts bro...facts bro..
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This is a story that true Sith use when they see a random person and they want to turn them to the dark side.(or annoy the shit out of them) they also use this on their younger siblings when they do something wrong.
Brother:
Drops Plate and breaks it
Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Brother:
NO FCK YOU
Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
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A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed
You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.
this means that once an asian girl (usually in a relationship) has sexual intercourse with a white man, her relationship will be so much better with a white king to fuck and please her that she'll never have to fight with her husband again. the white master will make sure she knows her place along with her pathetic asian husband. there will be routine cuckold sessions where the asian man will watch in shock and disbelief with just how big the white master's cock is as he makes his girlfriend cum 3 times in only a few minutes.
the term was made in the late 70s during the vietnam war. as soon as an asian woman would have sex with a white man, it would fix all the problems she had with her husband - meaning she'd never have to fight/argue with her husband ever again. this just goes to show the superiority of big white superior alpha male manly cock.
lily chi to her asian friends: "hey let me tell you this girls: once you go white, you'll never have to fight."