how to kill myself

you googled this atleast one time as a joke and see the helpline ands make the joke "they are gonna help me?" overused as fuck

"i googled how to kill myself and i got the helpline!"

How soft are your boobs?

A scientific test to understand the density of your breasts

Using calipers pinch the top part of your breast where the boob meets your rib/chest

The use the reading in mm to determine the density

5cm or more = very full breasts

4cm = full breasts
3.5xm = starting to sag
3cm = sagging
2.5cm = deflated
2cm = empty (devoid of fat)
1.5cm = skin bags (devoid of fat and milk ducts shrivelled up)
1cm = slices (like sandwich meat slices. Devoid of fat, milk ducts shrivelled up and skin has been abnormally stretched making them thinner than standard skin)
0.5cm = sandwich bags. So thin they float on water like lilly pads. Like holding a silk sock.
Less than 0.5cm = Boobs don't get and thinner than this without falling off. Wearing a tshirt would double the depth of your breasts. Thin as a spaniels ears

Test your breast density with this pinch test

How soft are your boobs? Use this pinch test to find out

. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

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da baby: It is often a matter of dispute whether a certain government is to be characterized as fascist (radical authoritarian nationalism), authoritarian, totalitarian, a police state or some other category of governance. The term "fascism" itself is controversial, and has been defined in various ways by different authors. Many of the regimes and movements discussed in this article can be considered fascist according to some definitions but not according to others. See definitions of fascism for more information on that subject. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

How Do You Understand Women

You cant.

(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.

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And how

Very much so (to express strong agreement).

"Did you miss me?"

"And how!"

How bout now

How about now?

How bout now?