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the act of taking your friends phone, dialing their ex-girlfriend/boyfriend's number, then tossing it to them as it rings. Usually results in the "victim" of the grenade having a very awkward, yet hilarious exchange with their ex.
Me: Hey Nick! Catch!'
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.
When your hands get “slippery” and your phone falls out of your hands. YouTubers even make videos about this called drop tests, they drop them from diferent heights.
Meaning #1: Scariest moment of your life,
Meaning #2: Seeing if you just wasted 6000 dollars on a new phone you just bought after you pick it up off the ground
Dropping your phone
Person #1: my palms are sweating
Eminem #1: knees-
Person #1: Shut the fuck up, I feel like I’m going to drop my phone.
Myai: Oh no! I hope there isn’t any damage, here are some places to get your phone fixed.
Person #2: bro don’t drop it then we can get home cause your key is on your phone.
Person #3: yea that would not be good.
Person #1 drops his phone and breaks it
All: knees weak, YOU JUST FUCKING DROPED IT, It looks like you just dropped your phone, do you want me to find you a place to fix it in, Suckisland69, Mars?
EVP INPUT/OUTPUT RANGE 26 HZ MORE OR LESS TO 0 HZ
My skin tone bone phone where my bodily hairs pick up zenharmonic vibrations is me and resides at about 26 hz and below. Some times in the past; I’ve felt abused at this range of hearing and output vibrations so maybe just yah knows leave me alone with my peepholes ;)
“”ALSO WE NEED TO SCHEDULE NEUROLEPTICS LIKE THEY ARE HEROIN, BONE PHONE SKINTONE LEAVE ME THE F ALONE” - Ma Rappa
a phone is something you yeet at people when you are mad. and you can also get mad over text
person one- ur dum
peson 2- *yeets the phone at person one*
1. A brainwashing device that keeps gen z powered
2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”
Kid: dad? Can I get a phone soon?
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you
a device that has loads of useful functions
joel:give me my phone back
berd: never