Cock-amole on her Face-adilla

To place one's seed on a woman's face.

I'd totally unload my cock-amole on her face-adilla.

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pull her tracks out

pull her braces out

shalissa and i have so much beef i'm gonna pull her tracks out

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tap her an extra time for me

wordtap/word her real hard as a favor for me.

tap her an extra time for me

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duct tape over her nipples

when a girl with no personality attempts to wear as little clothing as possible to appear more attractive- even though every respectable man knows that a woman’s mind is most important.

Gary: “Well why don’t you date Maggie?”
Steve: “Are you kidding me? She’s constantly wearing duct tape over her nipples. I don’t think she even reads.”

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I want to hold her hand

A juvenile expression used to admit that one likes a female; also can be used to grossly understate one's level of sexual attraction to someone.

Dave: That girl you've been seeing seems pretty cool, are you into her?

Paul: Yeah, you could say "I want to hold her hand"...

or

Larry: Didn't Charlize Theron look amazing in Prometheus?

Bill: Yeah dude, I'd hold her hand...

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Meet her thank you sir

When a man is approached by a woman and has sex with her quickly after. The male equivalent of wham bam thankyou ma'am.

A woman asked me out and bought me a hot and ready pizza. She thoughtbI was supposed to give her some because she bought a $5 meal and rubbed my leg. She thought I was a Meet her thank you sir.

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I'd shadow her/his cabinet

An expression of lust about a member of parliament in the UK. Preferably (though not necessarily) in the opposition party.

Usage: <Exclamation>, <Member of Parliament> I'd shadow her/his cabinet

Example:
Pwoar, Nicola Blackwood - I'd shadow her cabinet anyday.
Jeremy Hunt - I'd love to shadow his cabinet.

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