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An act of intimacy performed the night following an Italian wedding where the bride fingers the grooms asshole
“You ready for your Italian ring finger tonight?”
“Yes Italian wife, I love you.”
when you're taking a dump and after the first flush, the toilet floods and the long turd with the tip sticking out of the water paints circles on your buttcheeks as it's spinning around
sorry i took so long in there, had to do a bunch of paperwork regarding some O-rings
A hardcore fan of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. Apparently patterned after "Klingon" from Star Trek's fandom base.
For anyone who is a Ring-on, Matamata, New Zealand (the site of Hobbiton in both Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit) is a must-see.
When someone paints their ring finger a different color from the others it can signify them being a bottom (lgbt)
“Look at their Ring finger is a different color, it’s blue and the rest are black, you know what that means “
When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.
I can’t believe he left a brown ring of death on my great grandmother’s couch
The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.
oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair
A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.
Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"
Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"