The Ring of Mordor

The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.

• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."

Missouri ring of fire.

A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.

My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.

Croc ring

The jewels one uses to decorate their Crocs

Let’s buy you some personalized Croc rings

frog ring

A homemade ring , that is made out of clay that has a frog stuck on

Girl: what is that?
Boy: A frog ring
Girl: what’s that?
Boy:just a ring with a clay frog

caden ring

jit that dont got no motion 😂

bruh where yo motion at? You got no motion jus like caden ring

red ring of deth

the best thing xbox invented

turtwig NS:i just got a xbox

iHasModmanHD:woo wana play online?

turtwig NS: no i just got red ring of deth

iHasModmanHD: omg mee too

i <3 my xbox bitch!

Grunt Ring

Ring around the dick head

Every man has a grunt ring around his dick head