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From the song 'Yeah!' by usher, 'lil jon, and ludacris. In this part ludacris is talking about getting a hand job.
The 'head' being the head of his dick, and 'milk' being the cum out of his 'cow' (his dick.) He wants the girl to give him a handjob and make him cum.
Ludacris' part in 'Yeah!' :
My outfit's ridiculous, in the club lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl! These women all on the prowl, ***If ya hold da head steady, imma milk da cow!****
Forget about the game, I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get 'em in they birthday suits.
So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with their clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
I left the Jag and I took the Rolls, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
How you like me now, when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand,
Lets drank you the one to please, Ludacris fill cups like double D's.
Me and Ursh once more and we leave 'em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed to say ..
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the most Minnesotan thing one could ever say.
often accompanied by a thick Minnesota accent
person 1: *blocking door*
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”
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The perfect thing to say when you haven't been listening to a conversation that you started. This works for an answer to virtually any question. Perfect for answering if you can't hear the speaker in a crowded, loud room.
Friend: "So how've you been lately? Any better?"
You: "WHAT?"
Friend: "I said, HOW'VE YOU BEEN?"
You: (panicking) "Oh, uh...I don't know, man, it's just like...I don't know, ya know?"
Friend: "Yeah, totally."
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“If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy” is something Daniel Seavey said after licking a present under the mistletoe.
Daniel: If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy
Limelights: oh hell yeah
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This word has two meanings:
1: You are having a seizure and are in need of immediate medical attention.
2: You are EXTREMELY annoyed. Usually used after unfunny jokes such as Joe Mama.
Person 1: Do you know who Joe is?
Person 2: Stop this isn't even funny
Person 3: Who's Joe?
Person 2: you idiot
Person 1: Joe MAMA
People 2 and 3, along with every other living being on Earth: asjkbyhTUIYSngyidgnsuysvKBJBMSVNAB<DULIEKWLOSYD*&^AR&^%SRB*&INDMG&UMAKSJDJNASKNMDSAVYDGUSAYJYDIGYUASGDVNBSADYGSA^ID&YA&*S^EA$%#EFDYGHISANJNMKCNMIOONDOIASBFUYTEIGSYAFBDABSIOX
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When you want to say yeet but you're super extra so you say Ya-Yeet, usually used in an awkward or uncomfortable situation that cannot be taken seriously.
"Can I kiss you?"
"Ya-Yeet."
*swerves out of existence*