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Jesus Padilla is an amazing friend. You can always count on Jesus, he is very understanding, he will help you or anyone in anything, he will always be there for you at anytime, he has a great heart, he is very hilarious too. When you meet Jesus you will love him forever. He has a badass,hot, and amazing voice. Jesus is a really fun person you will never get bored of. Jesus will make your mornings, evenings, and nights, the whole day. He is sweet and will make you feel very comfortable when you talk him. Jesus is also short, not that short though. He will always keep a smile in your face. Jesus is just the perfect friend to have. Jesus is also very handsome and very intelligent. If you know Jesus Padilla you should be very thankful to have him. Jesus Padilla is the definition of respect, intelligence, courageous, hilarious, sweet, and handsome.
Girl 1: guess what??
Girl 2: what??
Girl 1: Their is this guy I have been talkin for a big while and he is a great friend. You should meet him.
Girl2: what's his name??
Girl1: Jesus Padilla
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The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
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A Jesus for everyone. A messiah excepted by all race.
Daddy, what’s a skinless Jesus? Well Timmy, it’s a Jesus that everyone can worship.
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a very derogatory term applied to Catholics, Anglicans, and Orthodox Christians who believe that The Holy Communion becomes the very true body of Christ.
Catholics are Jesus Eaters because they eat their God every week in Church.
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When two people with long beards settle their arguments with their fists.
"Dude, did you see those 2 guys with beards fighting?"
"Yeah man, it was a Jesus Smackdown"
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Questioning Jesus and his followers. "Grilling Jesus, with cheese!"
Man, you really grilled Jesus on Christians' belief that he arose from the dead and that he is the son of god.
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