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A term used for a nigga that worships the ground the he himself walks on.
Look at this jesus sweat ass nigga Jared.
A nonbeliever who wishes they did believe in Christianity and Jesus Christ. A nonbeliever who appreciates and envies religious people and religious culture.
I'm an atheist, but whenever I walk by a church I get serious Jesus envy.
when you are failing at something and come back and win
we were losing the game but we came back and it was like doing a jesus!
we were loosing but we did a jesus and won!
When a tan or latino man comes onto a woman by exposing his holy trinity: butthole, penis and testicle sack.
I heard Luis went nuts for that broad down the street. He stood outside her window and gave her The Full Jesus.
Questioning Jesus and his followers. "Grilling Jesus, with cheese!"
Man, you really grilled Jesus on Christians' belief that he arose from the dead and that he is the son of god.
When two people with long beards settle their arguments with their fists.
"Dude, did you see those 2 guys with beards fighting?"
"Yeah man, it was a Jesus Smackdown"
Jesus Move
To die and come back to life somehow (for any reason) to kick some major butt!
Gandalf pulled a major Jesus move in The Two Towers.