Luca us a mentally and psychally retarded rat that everyone wants to squish he also has sex with cats without hair He also has a brain size of a pea. He also goes to people's house and sniffs babies diapers and shuves his one of 3 head down a unflushed bathroom. He also has a forhead size on the universe and can't move because it weighs 9999999999 mega tons and has a bmi that he cant evan count to.He is not allowed on tall building because it will collapse.He also can fly by consuming 1 ton of of shit when he gets up to a tower he eats his daily serving of 1111111111111 eybirses and drink 100000L of bin juice and also spends 20hrs a day stalking hobos.
Luca is a beluga whale
A werid annoying brat who can’t shut the fuck up sometimes but mostly he’ll stay quiet so he can get friends and no one can think he is a annoying werido.
Lucas: Ok
Cool person: Shut the fuck up you bitch screw you
Lucas: Oh
Skinny and short. Nice to some people but annoying to other's. Good friend tho
dude 1. OMG, he's such a Lucas!
dude 2. I know, I hate him
dude 3. I actually quite like the guy
Unga Bunga Go BRRRR Skiddy Pap Baba Skiddy Bop MMMMM MONKE CHONKE
Man he's such a Lucas at gorilla tag
a lanky nonce that hangs around primary schools
lucas, stop dating my 5 year old sister
A lanky donnie that talks to little kids
Lucas stop dating my 6 year old sister!