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(phrase) to make something, e.g. work, extremely difficult.
Do not make heavy metal of this simple task.
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A genre of music that combines the Death Metal sound and theme with Christian beliefs and morals. Their aim is to praise Jesus Christ and the Lord. However, the mixture of these two themes often get mixed up and as a result end up offending the very people they are trying to renew the faith of.
One of the leading bands from this genre, Mutilating God's Angels, often offend the priests they want to entertain. An example of this is "Fatal Whipping of that Jesus Cunt" and "Watch that Fucker on the Cross die sloowwwllyy".
All in all, the only flaw on this genre is that are at least trying to praise god (They say this in all their interviews) and any music that mentions god or Jesus in any way that isn’t meant to be incredibly blasphemous should not be heard by impressionable minds in case they become Christian and burn down our science labs. Real music isn’t about musical ability or expressing feeling or a message. Music is what you listen to while you’re smashing someone’s face with a coke bottle. Death to God!
Lyrics to God's Messenagers 'Baby Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt'
"The fucking bitch pushed that kid from her cunt, and her blood and her guts came out with him too, Jesus Christ was born that day, To lead us all a different way, by cutting up the sinners and eating thier flesh. Jesus hates you! Jesus hates you!"
Lyrics to Bloody Scriptures 'Jesus Speaks'
"“I will eat your children’s insides and use their skin to cover my lair I have created from virgin bones / I'll rape your daughter and rip out their eyes and mutilate you worthless drones."
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you cant believe in the death metal philosophy and folow chistianity at least in theary
i dont even like death metal really but i thought this would be helpfull!
Hot topic poseur: hey sence that kids listening to that cd which tells you to be christian im gonna buy the cd then buy a bible and read it to fit in.
metal and hardcore and punk were started to break away from structurnot to puch ideals on others
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A genre of metal that is typicaly darker and faster than ordinary. It is not The same as Brutal Black as what some people think.
Examples of Raw Black Metal
Darkthrone
Sargeist
Arckarnam
Krypt
Behexen
Beherit
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A sub-genre of Black Metal dedicated to ripping of Burzum.
Hey dude, this record by the Depressive Black Metal band Xasthur sounds just like Burzum.
Yeah. They all do.
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A future based person who is a female Space trucker
ShhhK....This is heavy metal queen....Respond....ShhhhK
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-Yahoo Answers R&S resident.
-To live in ones parent's basement. To be a big fan of OMG EPIC power metal, hence the obnoxious name. To have maybe two or three friends irl, at most, but that is expected considering you get wood while staring at your Manowar poster.
-To suffer from unwarranted self importance. Ironically, when the real Heavy Metal Jesus sees this definition, it will most likely inflate his ego and without a doubt inflate his little solider as Manowar has now been mentioned twice. OMG EPIC POSING. To really get a Heavy Metal Jesus tingling, throw in a little DragonFarce with a pinch of Iced Earth.
- To be a \m/TRU METAL!!!!!\m/ virgin. SRSLY, Heavy Metal Jesus is a self admitted virgin. He'd be a mot more badassed if he listened to Mercyful Fate, but alas, he is a purist, power metal virgin and is intent on remaining that way. Silly Heavy Metal Jesus, virginity is for idiotic straight edgers.
Death to false Heavy Metal Jesus!
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