Rural Dictionary

the f-word

a word that that one mormon girl freaks out over after accidentally auto-correcting "frick" over text and sending it

Mormon girl: "Shut the frick up"

*Phone auto-corrects it to the f-word and sends*
Mormon girl: 😲 "OH NO OMGOSH IM SOOOO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT"
Person on the other end: "😑 stop"

by Burnt t04st April 20, 2022

The F Word

An inappropriate word that should not be used.

Teacher: Do not say the F word
Student: OK, teacher! (bows down low)

by Power Person September 15, 2023

Word Court

The fictitious court of law where words go on trial.

A or the, place called NOWHERE exists not.”
“Thank you, Mr. Prosecutor. Mr. Defense Attorney, please state your case.”
“Your honor, though a place called NOWHERE does not exist; the word NOWHERE offends no one, and society needs the word NOWHERE. Also, the word NOWHERE deserves to continue being used because it lets people designate the only NONPLACE, and it lets people appreciate more places that exist.”
“Hum. Good point Mr. Defense Attorney. Can you please give this court some examples of how people use the word NOWHERE?
“I can your honor. People use it in expressions such as, "Going NOWHERE", and, "Going NOWHERE fast", or when asked, "Where are you going?” they might reply, "NOWHERE”. The word NOWHERE also counterbalances the word SOMEWHERE—which is a word related to the words NON-VIOLENT, NON-SMOKER, NON-PERSON and approximately 200-words which start with the prefix NON, followed by a dash."
“Mr. Jury Foreman, does the jury have any comment on the word NOWHERE?
“No, it does not, Your Honor.”
“Starting today, Word Court will be accepting suggestions from the public on the use of the word NOWHERE, and will declare a verdict on its use 90-days from today. Case closed.”
Judge U.R. Wordy hits the gavel once.