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A guy in avon who doesnt want to be fuckin here. smokin by the pond all day everyday. liquor in the water bottle. Like the other person said a beer in one hand a slut in the other and a blunt in his mouth and one more behind his ear. HIGH AS HELL
.......K.P...... high and drunk
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a song my friends in school won't stop singing
SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT SONG!
friend: wtf you mean it's old town road is so catchy
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Old man yaoi is yaoi between old men. Japanese gay butt sex manga.
Woman: " what are you reading? "
Man: " gay butt sex "
Woman: "what kind of gay butt sex?"
Man: "old man yaoi with prolapsed anus"
Woman: "kys fag"
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To receive a handjob, in old skool style; that is, either in tophand, in a ridiculous setting, or just by being a Handyman overall.
"Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?"
"Oh, I ended up getting an old skool handy...tophand style."
"Nice...."
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Oh, he's just an elder man who sometimes pops up in my definitions. For example, he appeared in my definition for smard. Mr. Wordington out!
Old Man Ulysses: You whippersnappers ought to remember that you must stay away from burn book styled definitions and sexual phrases, y'hear!
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When an elderly man is going to the bathroom, he has an anal relapse where his large intestine hangs down into the bowl; touching his testicals, which forms the layover. The intestine can form a cheese-like bacteria if submerged in the toilet. The Intestine is stuck, hanging out, and needs to me manually pushed back in.
He had an old man's layover, while going to the bathroom.
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When you tell someone to old your gold, you talking about serious buisness here. You putting your honor in the hands of that person. Usually, it was used when someone got in a fight and needed to take off his rings or jewlery.
I know that i'm not going to live more than a week, so i want you to old my gold for the rest of your life.
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