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A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future
Ray: Where's Tim
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call
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When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...
-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?
-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.
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when a person of the male species recieves a psychological, emotional, and physical blow from a feminine character all at the same time
Dude: Hey Margie, just wondering if i could squeeze your buttcheeks
Chick: Hey faggot...people as ugly as you don't get nice asses like mine
Dude 2: Oh ho!!! you just got cock-blocked!!!
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the security guards at international mall
That cop was the biggest cock block I've ever met.
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Small community found in pine county.
Behind grand casino.
Did u hear pugs went on high speed chase n of all the places he runs to da block and gets caught!
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Excluding oneself of all social gatherings and media.
“Blocking out myself out for the night”
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When an atheist/agnostic person randomly brings up the subject of religion and tries to counter-argue against the fact that god exists by using parts of the bible that only prove their point and nobody elses'.
"Everytime somebody says God, Tim tries to God Block them with bible verses that he probably looked up online to support his argument because he is insecure and only his opinion matter apparently."
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