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A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future
Ray: Where's Tim
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call
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When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...
-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?
-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.
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when a person of the male species recieves a psychological, emotional, and physical blow from a feminine character all at the same time
Dude: Hey Margie, just wondering if i could squeeze your buttcheeks
Chick: Hey faggot...people as ugly as you don't get nice asses like mine
Dude 2: Oh ho!!! you just got cock-blocked!!!
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Small community found in pine county.
Behind grand casino.
Did u hear pugs went on high speed chase n of all the places he runs to da block and gets caught!
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the security guards at international mall
That cop was the biggest cock block I've ever met.
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Simlilar to cockblocked, this is when someone else prevents you from something benificial in or around a videogame.
My friend's workplace thumb blocked me when he promised to give me a ride to pick up Resident Evil: DS and they called him in the day of release.
That noob just thumb blocked my windstorm by winning a roll, he doesn't even need it!
I got thumb blocked when Halo 2 came out and the banks closed early.
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The act of using your child (baby) as a means of avoiding certain social situations.
1. Avoiding an unwanted hug:
Pick up child just when they are coming in for the hug. Bam! You been baby blocked!
2. Unwanted sexual advances:
"Oh thanks your pretty hot yourself, wanna see pictures of my seven month old baby?"
3. Unwanted date proposal:
"I cant go out tonight I have to stay home with my baby."
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