young lg's who think their hot shit and stick there asses out while ...well prancing around. usually want to get rid of their virginities just so they feel better about having sex with numerous people. tend to wear 6 pounds of cover up and eye liner and usually have greasy hair. they copy everyone else because their insecure little bitches. they also have a habit of hanging out with other peoples boyfriends.
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A fenced off or a small bar area where fat women gather
Matt: whereβs johny
Simon: I think he gone for a wonder through the pig pen for a sniff.
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The sexual act of warming ones penis utilizing abnormally large labia. The key to creating a perfect pig in a blanket is to find a willing ( in most cases) female partner with a labia protruding a minimum of 3 inches away from their body. The next step to this recipe is to place your flaccid penis in between your partner's outstretched labia. Teamwork is key during this step. Then you must fold one lip over the other. They must be overlapping in order for you be able to maximize heat transfer. A clamp or pin may be used to secure the two lips together.
Brendan: I've got my coat and mittens, but how will I ever keep my penis warm?
Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.
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An ugly girl trying to get your job
- PICTURE THIS SCENE: JAM PACKED BAR IN OZ!It is when you are trying to get a job in a bar in Australia and the only way to get it is by dancing on the bar ! BUT the other girl who eventually gets the job instead of you is skinny and an excellent dancer and dances with a chair on the bar but is UGLY, However all your friends are at the bar watching and screaming to the girl while you both dance on the bar for the job. They are screaming MOO PIG-TROLL GET OFF THE BAR.
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An alternative name for a Canadian goose, typically used in the midwest.
We were feeding bread to the Canadian Pigs at the lake when they turned and attacked us because we were out of food.
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A Pig Fukker is an individual that sucks up to police batty holes!
Prisoner - Officer the man in my cell is selling weed!
Officer - Thank you James we will sort this.
PIG FUKKER
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to leave the area because your not liked, or wanted
your pissing me off, so scram pig.
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