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After the act of anal sex between members of opposite sex. The male will urinate in the toilet expelling a poop shaped noodle from the urethra. Followed by urine.
I fucked Cindy last night and when i pissed a poop noodle came out.
One who is the master of poop.
Tommy is a the master of all poop masters. He likes poop on a stick. Therfor he is the poop master.
When your testicles turn into poop.
Dr: What are your symptons?
Dildo Baggins: My balls are really squishy and smells like shit.
Dr: Well you have Poop Balls.
A piece of dry shit hanging from someone's ass hairs.
I was gonna toss this chick's salad, but she had some huge poop berries!
1. refers to the commonly used slang, simply dissing someone else.
2. refers to anything you use it with
1. god that kid is the biggest poop skillet
2.so, are you gonna poop skillet tonight?
Verb 1: to deal out the nastiest of all pwnage
Verb 2: to rage, engage in mayhem
Verb 3: to engage in sexual activity with a fine lady
May also be used as a statement pointing out or asserting approval of an attractive member of the opposite sex (i.e., I'd totally poop in her butt)
Other forms include but are not limited to: pooping in and around the butt area, pooping so much around the butt area that poop would have to go into the butt due simply to sheer poop volume, pooping all over one's butt, and pooping in one's butt hard (as in, giving it all you've got)
Verb 1: That's my second chopper-gunner, I'm pooping in butts
Verb 2: Dude, we were fucking poopin' in butts last night
Verb 3: I pooped in her butt last night
Poop tease, see also pooptease
1. When someone poops on your chest and doesn't have the common courtesy to either a. have poopy sex with you, or b. let you do it back.
2. When you think that you need to shit really, really, really bad. Like you're going to created the biggest turd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.
3. When you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it's gonna be a blasty blast but it turns out to suck.
1. "That broad was a total poop tease, she dropped a cleveland steamer on my chest and bailed."
2. "My asshole hella poop teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe."
3. "Seeing Black Sabbath during Ozzfest was a total poop tease."