Post Shit Fart(s) or PSF syndrome
after taking an exceptionally large shit, the series of farts that come afterwords to really clear the bowels out.
Johnny:"Damn why do you keep farting?! you just took a huge dump!!"
Joey:"Dude im having a Post Shit Fart(PSF) attack right now, my body is just making sure theres nothing left in there."
The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.
Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"
Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."
A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.
A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)
Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
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The emptiness you feel inside yourself when you complete the main storyline/campaign of a magnificent game (such as The Last of Us, any of the Uncharted installments and The Walking Dead game by Telltale) and have a brief period of depression where you seem to have no reason to move on with your life.
James: Hey Joe, how was that new game by Naughty Dog?
Joe: Oh, The Last of Us? It was amazing. When the credits started rolling, I went through post video game depression for a short while.
James: I bet. Had the same feeling with Mass Effect 3.
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A disease that usually infects people born into Upper Class Families or kids born in the very late 20th century in the western world. PMS often times includes the following symptoms
• Entitlement
• An Ignorance of Economics and how the world works
• Lack of any of the 8 fundamental Survival Skills
• absence of any type of spirituality
• Rampant Substance Abuse
• Promiscuous Sex Life
• Thinks the Government can solve society’s problems.
•. Politically Correct
• White People = Bad
•. Uses Subjective References like Snopes to back ideology or worldview
• Uses Idiotic Insults such as Racist or Incel to justify their destructive lifestyle.
Post Modernists ideal goal is to end human suffering, but they fundamentally don’t and never will understand that people develop and grow through trials of hardship and pain. It’s quite amusing to anyone that has more than a spinal cord for a brain that PM’s think college debt and private health care is a crisis. They could be that guy on YouTube who is starving in Africa and forces himself to eat Sand to survive. First World Problems though...
Zachary: Dude! Emily is a beautiful girl!... but wtf is up with her whack statuses on Facebook?
Martin: Post Modernist Syndrome man... she thinks women are enslaved and that White people are inherently evil.
Zachary: Wow... that’s a shame. Guess that’s another miserable old cat lady that will consistently blame the man and Free Market for her awful decisions.
Martin: No responsibility or accountability today man, damn shame.
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The overwhelming feeling of emptiness and inability to return to "real world" activities such as work and school after an EPIC weekend of beats, pool parties, glowsticks, minimal clothing, beats, desert boogers, endless amounts of booze, unlimited sunshine, making new friends, beats, screaming realtors, vans with no seats, 1,000's of pictures, ridiculous videos, and more beats that one experiences upon returning home from Coachella Music and Arts Festival.
My friends and I had lost the will to live once the Post Coachella Depression (PCD) had fully kicked in the Wednesday after Coachella.
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The feeling you get after reading all three books of the series; The Hunger Games. You're sad that it's over and you're sad how it ended even though you know there wasn't really any other way to end it. You wish that you didn't read all three books in less than a week because now you have nothing left to do in life except think about it, watch the movie, wait for the next movie, and then fantasize about the amazing universe than Suzanne Collins created. A common therapy for this depression is to youtube different interviews of the cast from the movie; realizing that it's not real no matter how much you may or may not want it to be; and then you eventually become obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, and maybe even Liam Hemsworth, depending on your gender.
I just finished reading all three books to The Hunger Games, and I can't stop thinking about it, I may have some Post Hunger Games Depression.
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