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Secretions that derive from a rotten potato. Often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent.
"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"
Holds baked potatoes
Wow, I ought to buy me a new baked potato holder!
Conversing/small talk with an extremely boring person
"What's up? "
"Just chewing the raw potato with this horrifically boring person"
A potato banana, flavored like and orange
My friends and I made an Orange Potato Banana with a side of a fried waffle maker.
The fat underneath the chin most notably seen when one lowers their head.
Damn she's got a bad mashed potato chin. Did you see it when she was looking down?
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A human that becomes a potato that rolls around screaming and sprouts arms and legs at one point. The cure is to eat five peanuts every day for 360 days. When becoming a potato, eat that human fast before they reproduce and try to kill you with their mini potato children.
Mother: Omg! My son is a potato! Doctor help what do I do?
Doctor: Eat him, it’s too late he has the abusive potato syndrome.
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The best chips in the bag. Due to something in the manufacturing process of potato chips, some of the crisps come out folded over like a taco.
Occurs with all flavors and types of chips including: tortilla, ruffled, dorito, etc.
"Dude, when me and Geraldo went to Chili's restaurant yesterday, we totally fought over the last potato chip taco"
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