when the pizza roles r done

a way of telling someone “it’s never gonna happen.”

boy: i like you
girl: i’ll like you back when the pizza roles r done

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Queer R Candy Bar

When a gay guy has another gay guy stick his penis up his ass, when it comes out, he sucks the shit off it like a lolli pop.

OMG that Queer R Candy Bar did not taste like strawberry.

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b o n e r

Beautiful Obedient Narcissistic Eccentric Rover

Mom!! I got my first b o n e r

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O X I R

Someone who is getting irl pked by Alex|Mc as we speak

O X I R Got irl pked by Alex|Mc

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Tony Kart Racer 401 R

The fastest kart in the west. (As long as you run an X 30 not of that rotax shit.)

friend 1: Bruh my new Mercury R Kosmic is so fast.
me: Hell no bro the Tony Kart Racer 401 R is the shit. it doesn't look like barney's vomit.
friend 1: Instantly dies from truth.

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S a T u r N

a fat fuck

man he is a S a T u r N

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EK civic type r

one of the most common JDM cars in import racing mainly because it's cheap and runs like stink. sadly the type r has been steryotyped as the typical ricer car which sometimes is the case because they put cheap parts on it from wal-mart while most of the time true tuner JDM drivers look hard for good parts that are usuley somewhat expensive and have swapped drivetrains from fron wheel to rear wheel for better power output and bodykit helps aerodynamics and looks cool while ricers just buy cheap interchangible bodykits that dont do shit

ricer: i just g0t my new b0dykit f0r my vtec y0!
tuner: i just swapped the drivetrain on my EK civic type r coupe it was expensive but the extra power is worth it
muscle: nice
ricer: hey you wanna race bet i can beat you
tuner: sure
(ricer walks to car)
muscle:this will be too easy for you why'd you say yes
tuner: to teach him a lesson on proper modification

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