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you’re cringey and a dumb anime fan. So if you’re a dumb anime fan, I will call you Bitchy née San. If you’re a smart anime fan, Ill call you a cool anime fan.
A school with a bunch of preppy white kids.Occasionally you’ll see some weird goth kids but that’s about it.
Hey do you go to San Jose Catholic school
When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!
Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."
A San Thu is a charming, lovable, but snakey finance bro. They are often found in Starbucks or walking on the streets with their friends. A San Thu is also a natural, charismatic leader that often overthinks about their abilities, but those around her are drawn to her comforting and genuine personality. San Thus are often daring and like to drink beer, and their sleep schedules are nonexistent. Expect them to wake up after you've eaten lunch, but don't worry because they also like their alone time! Career wise, you might often see them in the business aspect, as a lawyer, or as a neurosurgeon.
Ex: Why are you such a San Thu? Waking up late and sleeping when the sun rises!
A large pile of human feces, usually from a homeless person, left on the sidewalk just outside the door.
Some homeless guy left a San Francisco Door Stop right outside our shop. Let's get someone to clean that up before the customers start coming in.
Upon withdrawing the penis during anal sex, a double kidney punch is delivered, causing the sphincter to tighten and clean the feces off of the penis.
I was banging Jack and finished off with a San Francisco handiwipe.