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Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
“What’s that on your lip?”
“Shit bro I got a sausage burn from suckin that dudes dic”
Huge penis but with 2 other words
Can you hold my Sausage Hostage while i peeing? The doctor said i don't allow to lift heavy weight.
Hey boys, you want to come on over and have a good old fashioned Sausage Boil?
Hella worse than dog water, like HELLA.
“Broooo that CPU Takashi from Wii Party is DOG water.”
“Nah, he’s vienna sausage water.”
A braid traditionally worn by bikers to keep their beard or long hair from whipping their face or from knotting.
Chris rides his bike so fast, he sausage link braids his beard so it doesn't whip his face.
A slang term for sucking dick.
"I'm not saying she's a whore, but she looks like she applies sausage lipstick every night."