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When you get so much fcking crazy that you can tuktuk every female in the world.
Random guy : Wow ! Look at this beautiful lady. I want to marry her much…
Random zazo : Nyarg ! I will tuktuk her when she will sleep ! Ounga.
Random guy : You turned into sausage bro..
A term for the beat up vagina of a girl that has had sex with a ton of people
Her skirt was so short we could almost see her sausage rags
When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”
An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related
"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"
"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"
When a male's bottoms are not wide enough around the genital area, causing the penis and/or scrotum falling out the side.
Steve: "Jeff, look at Jim! he's got a major sausage string!"
Jeff: "Ew, you're right. he needs bigger boxers"
Two small sausages , regular chips and a can of coke from Uncle G’s fish and chips in Weston-Super-Mare
Fuckin’ hell , I am starving , best get me a sausage special.
One who willingly accepts the cock into his or her hand, mouth, ass, pussy, or all of the above.
Jackson, that sausage-taker... I knew he was gay.