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enjoys shagging your mother.
my sleep paralysis elf
When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”
The act of spending money so fast, you are at $0 before you know it.
I don't know where my last $300 went, I must have been sleep crackin!
Making weird noises and excessive drooling while asleep
"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"
Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep
"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"
The act in which you go to bed with no clothing on.
Me and my wife are gonna be sleeping free tonight since grandma has the kids.
The false belief that you can start your day and function with insufficient sleep.
I got 4 hours of sleep and woke up at my alarm, and for all about 10 seconds I had the sleep hubris to think I could start my day... until I crashed back asleep.