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Involves peeing in a girls anus while with enough force to drill a hole in the poo to make a snake hole for your penis while watching Talladega Nights with a beer hat on.
Frank gave her the talladega drain snake last night
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A two faced snake is a person that is like a best friend to you when no one else is around but when with their friends they act.
Fred: Ill meet you at the bus stop.
Joe: Okay I'll bring tom.
Fred: Don't bring Tom, it can be just us.
Joe: If you say so Fred don't be a two faced snake again please.
~at the bus stop
Joe: Didnt you say not to bring anyone?
Fred: Bro who are you stop talking to me lmao embarrassment.
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When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.
Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"
A term used for one who freezes bong water, then put the frozen bong water on their girlfriends chest and titfuck her till the ice melts.
"Gregory the Jamaican Sea Snake you gave me last night was amazing!"
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To wank, or masturbate.
Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.
The blind organ of masculinity commonly found nestled between a gentlemans thighs that often wakes early in the morning independantly of its owner..
Gravitates towards madams dick-ditch if she should bed down with sir..
The one-eyed-bed-snake was on fine form this morning, but my wife was having none of it so I had to use my hand..
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taking an epic shit. picture it, man, HONKING one out. ouch.
I'll catch you dudes later, i'll be "honking out a dirt snake".
or
Who the fuck honked a dirt snake last night?!
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