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Hearing something being said that is personally deemed unworthy, cringy, or outright wrong that it causes you to uncontrollably defecate in your trousers
"the earth is flat"
"That's a downright brown statement now I have to change my pants"
When someone takes a diarrhea shit on the floor, and it looks like liquidy nutella on the floor.
Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"
a turd that was laid while making the sound of a bat
Dude, I just took the biggest brown bat in the history of everything
If you meet a norwegian person they will most likely brag about this, and it is really annoying
1: Hey, are you norwegian?
2: Yes.
2: By the way did you know we made brown cheese
1: *ugh*
Having sex while having a stomach bug and losing your bowels upon then after reaching completion.
Man: "Let's have sex."
Woman: "Ewww no, you don't feel well, and I don't want you brown toasting me!"
A slang term for genital warts.
After my last one night stand, I caught the brown toad.
A natural succession of blue alert and red alert. Brown alert is so serious, that it is on the verge of involuntary defecating into your pants.
(Red Dwarf: Back in the red Part 1) Cat: "Red alert? Let's go all the way to brown alert." Kryten: "There is no such thing as brown alert, sir!" Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"