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When you give your gamer,warlord boyfriend head under his desk
Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"
American English written using British spelling and including some token franglais.
Is Canadian English closer to British or American? No. And oui.
When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.
If you don’t stop I’ll Canadian Blender your mom!
A group of fake natives who claim to be real. But only know how to eat maple syrup and snow cones
Canadian natives shouldn't be allowed in native american facebook groups.
Plastic bags, worn over socks and under boots in an effort to keep one's feet dry. Particularly useful if you have zippers on the outside of your boots, as they are useless in keeping one's feet dry. Wet feet will freeze. Even the warmest, most expensive boots available won't keep your feet warm once you've broken through thin ice to the water below, which you may not see at all under snow.
Sheila was ready for anything in her kodiaks and Canadian legwarmers.
When you hit a pregnant girl in her cooter with a hockey stick causing a miscarriage.
Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.
Problem solved.
Premarital sex with a Canadian black chick, and after you get Timmys.
"Eh bud what did you do over the weekend? "
"Oh I did the Canadian Timmy with that Canadian chick off tinder"