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Expulsion of air made by the vagina/labia when the pelvic floor muscles relax.
Sue was talking to her mother about Keith, and her pussy gave an innocent fanny fart.
The downside of a actively dilating vagina...fanny fart or farts.
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A fart so dry and painful it feels like a pretzel stick.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.
As Jimmy lifted a cheek to pass wind, his face froze, and then he screamed in anguish at what we call a pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.
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Ingridients:
3 Chili Dogs
1 Six-pack of Beer
1 Bic Lighter.
Eat the weenies, drink the beer, ignite the lighter, place it up to your ass and make sure the cat is out of sight. WARNING: Do not try this while in your underwear.
"P. U. I just blew the lid off my house with that fire fart."
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When your farting and he shoves his dick up your ass. To stop the farting
I couldn't stop farting so he Fart fucked me
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This is when you have to fart but you pucker up and the fart travels back up your intestines. This is also known as the inner fart as it is called by monks. They go through a sprititual process where they eat beans and deny themselves the pleasure of farting. This has killed many that have tried.
Cans of beans were once required to give a warning in regards to fart recalls. The FDA established that anyone who is too stupid to fart should probably go ahead and die.
Man did you hear her stomach? I think she just had a fart recall.
Monk1: Is bob meditating?
Monk2: Yes he just ate a large can of busch beans.
Monk1: Wow he is going to have a huge fart recall. How spiritual......
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A tube connecting one's anus to another's nose. Variation on 'Fart Mask'.
If I stick a tube from another man's anus to my nose, does it make me gay?
Somethin's brewin'. Fancy a Fart Tube?
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When a girl thinks she sneaks a fart, but in reality her mate is disgusted by the smell.
Alex angrily pushed away his dinner when he detected Kim’s Girl Fart from across the table.
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