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Just someone asking to see a basement in your home. Nothing more.
Man & Woman
M: Hey, miss, you have a nice house.
W: Thanks.
M: Can I see your basement?
W: Sure, let's go to my house! I park my cars in my basement.
When a woman had crabs and someone goes down on her
Bruce was in the mood for all you can eat crab so he went down on Karen
a phrase that informs the subject that cats can have little a salami
"did you know that cats can have little a salami"
another way of saying “can i ask you a question”
friend 1: hey, can i ask you a petro?
friend 2: sure what’s up?
friend 3: what’s your favorite color?
Can I borrow a feeling? is an expression people say to goths and emo-kids to feel good about themselves. Since most goths do not actually have feelings, the question is understood to be rhetorical. Since emo-kids have too many feelings, the question implies that the emo-kid is a way too caught up in his worthless life.
Dear Goth,
Can I borrow a feeling? Check one:
Yes
No
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Slang terminology for peeing on your partner for sexual gratification
Honey, quick -- to the bathtub, I believe I can fly!
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Standard blues song popularized by B.B. King. Has the following verse in it that everybody knows. (Anybody who has been listening to blues and knows their Mojo from their Baby, also please note that the song was performed most frequently in the 50s, when a 10 dollar dinner was pretty expensive)
"I gave you a brand new ford, you said 'I want a Cadillac.'
I bought you a ten dollar dinner, you said 'thanks for the snack'
I let you live in my penhouse, you said it was just a shack.
I gave you seven children, and now you wanna give 'em back! Oh how blue can you get?"
"How Blue can you Get" is perhaps B.B. Kings best work.
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