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Parents always been together, mom was home with the kids. Dad payed bills. Never had to struggle, never been without.
"I'm sick of you and your cookie-cutter life, the real world isn't like that"
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A scary ass looking dyke who's liable to tear apart her fine ass lookin' girlfriend's sweet sweet candy hole.
Look at that cookie monster over there with that fine assed lookin' bitch.
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n. A Single piece of cornbread with a food stamp pre-placed in the middle.
Damn those niggers scored big today... not only did they get some free cornbread, but they also received a food stamp which they'll eventually trade on the black market for crack.
Hey LaBradford, pass me over one of dem nigger fortune cookies 'cuz I needs to go to da store and get my future baby's momma some cigarettes with my food stamps.
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girlboss, hot, sexy, marry me queen.
ily.
“do you know caramel arrow cookie”
“oh that girlboss and a very sexy mf from the biscuit run thing?”
“omg yes can we be friends”
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cold and bitter king that everyone including me simps for
From cookie run kingdom
One of the 5 ancients
SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 14
also if he gets overwhelmed by his emotions (normally rage, anguish and pain) enough his soul jam turns him into a massive emo ghost thingy that looks like tricky phase 3 except with long hair and a torso
dont believe me look at the cutscenes or on tumblr
"Bro did you see dark cacao cookie"
"Yea he went beserk bro."
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Pussy and pussy juice
made popular by cam'ron in the song Cookies & Apple Juice and explained
in the second verse of the song. (for those who didn't already know)
Song : Cookies & Apple Juice - Cam'ron
Female verse - Yep, he said I'm cute. Try to throw me in a loop.
hit me when he's hungry lick my cookies drink my apple juice.
guy : whats good wit them cookies.
hoe : get the fuck.
guy : i drink apple juice.
hoe : call me 2nite around 7.
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A saying or phrase meaning "That's just the way things happen".
Person 1: "I can't believe I lost all that money on a stupid bet..."
Person 2: "I'm sorry pal. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles..."
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