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When a scorpion machine pistol runs out of ammo before the brass hits the ground.
Vlad gave Ivan a Czech golden shower on the firing range
When the entire magazine is spent from a VZ-61 Skorpion and the brass casings are still falling to the ground long after.
When me and my buddys go to the range, the Czech golden shower is always a crowd pleaser
A full auto mag dump with a VZ-52 sub machine gun where the first ejected brass case doesn't hit the ground before the bolt locks back due to the weapons high cyclic rate.
Comrade, I have eliminated the enemy of the state with a czech golden shower.
Your Comrade: AH Excellent. We didn't have room in the gulags anyways. Too many disinformation spreaders are proving their loyalty in Siberia.
A 20 Round full auto mag dump from a VZ-61 where the 1st ejected case does not hit the ground until the bolt locks back due to the weapons high cyclic rate. Note: This only makes sense with nice brass case ammo.
Comrade, I have given the enemy of the state the czech golden shower.
Your comrade: Ah excellent. The gulags are full from all the disinformation spreaders anyways. He won't recover from a 20 round mag of .32 acp.
When you haven't busted a nut for 5 weeks and cum for like 15 minutes straight
The hooker from last night made me golden gate. 15 minutes later I had similar appearance to that of a raisin
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When you receive a piece of paper (or similar) that you can turn in for something exciting.
(Midnight releases at the Video Game store Gamestop use this, you pay for the game, they give you the receipt that you must bring back to get the game at Midnight)
I just went to Game Stop and got my Golden Ticket for the Call of Duty:Black Ops midnight release tonight!
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Michael Scott's best idea to date to promote sales. Sadly, this idea was credited to Dwight.
Michael Scott: Ok. We need, a golden ticket idea idea, to get us out of this mess.
Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert: Good one.
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