Max is the best person on Earth. If you think about perfection than think about Max. He is the Worlds prettiest person. And the best in every sport. It is just a god!!!
Noting is better than Max. Everyone wants a friend named Max.
Max is the best person on Earth. If you think about perfection than think about Max. He is the Worlds prettiest person. And the best in every sport. It is just a god!!!
Max is the as God. Everyone wants a friend named Max
Max is a very well known alias among the younger female population on discord. He reels them in by spreading lies and simping for them. He's most known for dating underaged egirls. Once he has you in his sights, he's locked on to you until you're forced to succumb to his edater life-style. The police are still unable to locate this man. If you have any leads on him, please report him to the police ASAP. Thank you.
Example:
Max: Hey cutie ;)
egirl under the age of 16: hi owo
Max: heyyy wanna start a streak? :3
egirl under the age of 16: not knowing right from wrong Sure! ^~^
Max is a total jerk. He is bad at relationships, and just all around awful. He is not the type of person that anybody wants to be around. His singing voice sounds like a duck taking a shit and his looks? Ewwwww
Girl1: OMG is that max?
Girl2: I think so.... he used to be hot
Harvey: not anymore! This gives me a chance
Girl1: Max is gross
Girl2: I have a knife in my bag imma go stab him bye
Max is someone who will make you go insane. At first max will make you feel special and loved but after he gets what he wants and gets bored he'll leave you for the next girl that goes crazy for him. You'll never get over what he did to you but you'll also never stop loving him and caring for him even when he pays no attention to you.
You:its been months and i still can't stop thinking about Max
Friends:he literally doesn't give a shit about you, you need to get over him
You:but i love him so much, i would do anything for Max
Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.
Woah! Who's monster condom is that?
Let's go all Max. He'll definitely know. It's probably his.